This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in responsibilities and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable mood booster. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next meeting
• It makes a great surprise for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite leggings for ultimate comfort

Coffee is My Blood Type, This Hoodie

I don't need caffeine like a typical person. I run on pure coffee. My veins are thrumming with dark roast. Truthfully, if you ever see me wearing this hoodie, it's a obvious sign read more that I'm fully fueled.

• Get yours before they vanish into the ether!

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Caffeine) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe enthusiasts. You know, the kind who adore a good atmosphere and aren't afraid to sport their individuality. It's got that cool look with a touch of sarcasm, making it perfect for casual outings. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Shades: Navy, and maybe a few crazy ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your choice

Grab yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Talk About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into conversations about it at the least surprising times. Don't be surprised if they start a detailed description about its fabric, pattern, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take a while to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your day, or just relaxing after a long week, this sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your personality.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on energy drinks.